Step 1
Upload without the paperwork
Drop in your resume and skip the questionnaires. Resume Roast gets straight to the document that needs help.
Career feedback, with teeth
Your resume called. It needs honesty.
Upload your resume for an instant AI critique that is sharp, useful, and actually fun to read. Fix the weak spots, then turn your verdict into a shareable roast card.
Private by default. Sharing is always your call.
Sample verdict
Strong experience. Weak evidence.
The no-fluff promise
What to expect from every roast.
01
Honest, not cruel
A bold verdict backed by practical edits.
02
Useful in minutes
No forms, calls, or week-long wait.
03
Yours to control
Keep it private or share the card.
From PDF to punchline
A roast that earns its laugh.
The joke gets your attention. The specific feedback helps you build a resume that keeps a recruiter's attention.
Step 2
Get the feedback friends avoid
See where vague bullets, buried wins, tired phrasing, and weak structure are costing you attention.
Step 3
Leave with something useful
Turn the verdict into clear fixes and a stylized roast card made for sharing when you want to own the critique.
Straightforward pricing
Pay for feedback, not filler.
Start with a quick reality check, or unlock the full teardown when you are ready to revise.
Quick Roast
Free
A fast verdict before you commit to the full critique.
- Overall resume grade
- Top three issues
- One shareable roast card
Full Roast
$9 one time
A deeper pass with prioritized fixes you can use on your next draft.
- Detailed section-by-section critique
- Clarity and impact scoring
- Priority rewrite checklist
- High-resolution share card
Before you upload
Fair questions. Blunt answers.
Your next draft starts here
Better a roast now than silence later.
Upload the resume you have. Get the honest feedback it needs. Apply with a stronger version.